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sometimes it seems like everyone on tumblr is drunk, but then i remember that at least half of them actually are

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hearts-of-fire:

How have I only sold one of these Emerine RAPTORs? They’re like fricken highlighters! Good price too for the bloodlines, straight from Ron Trempers line.

savannahlemur:

Oh my gosh! 😂😂😂💕

thlpp:

Having a rat snake in the house means that sometimes, you walk in on her climbing all over her cage, and sometimes reaching places where one wouldn’t think it were possible.

yeahponcho:

poncho looking at @textless pictures of dandelion but she’s an angry shedding baby so I guess she wasn’t in the mood to try to eat the screen

solid-snakes:

I’m glad you asked, Anon! 

It’s easier to show you than to explain…

jauntyjaguar:
“ brightmoontrigon:
“ this pokespot near where I live is just a live alligator
”
#I mean the alligator isn’t usually there BUT
“isn’t usually there” ”

jauntyjaguar:

brightmoontrigon:

this pokespot near where I live is just a live alligator

#I mean the alligator isn’t usually there BUT

“isn’t usually there”

ripto-the-leopard-gecko:

Reunited with my child after a month and a half vacation to Los Angeles!! I’ll post pics of him that my mom sent me while taking care of him sometime later ❤️

Hello! Researching leopard gecko breeding, and I'm confused on how to calculate the outcome of the offspring. Is there any online calculator that's accurate, or should I learn how to use punnett squares? How would I go about learning how to do that?
Anonymous

lizardbeans:

Both will help you out a lot! But here is a morph calculator that can help you understand how some of the genetics work